Wonko Inc. Customer Services Line

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Welcome to the Customer Services Line of Wonko Inc.

Hello. Thank you for contacting our customer services department.

If you have a touch-tone phone, please press:

  1. to speak to our customer services operator.
  2. for a job application consultant.
  3. to reach our complaints department.


If you do not have a touch-tone phone, GET ONE! To here these options en espanol, go to South America and call again. If you are attacked by natives, lock your self in the phone booth or throw the phone at them.


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